The Holy, Benevolent, Uncorrupt, Undefiled, Untainted, Unworldly, Venerable, Venerated, Virtuous... Zacchaeus...and his not so Holy, slightly less than Benevolent, a little Corrupt, slightly Defiled, sort of Tainted, hardly Unworldly, casually Venerable, practically somewhat Venerated, and not measurably, almost inconceivably, sporatically Virtuous, on rare occation... ramblings
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Name: Zach
Birthday: 9/27/1986
Gender: Male


Interests: I'm interested in small woodland creatures... they run around the woodlands and they be like... "Eee! Eee!" and then i be like... "Yo you fucking Fuck-Head... don't you use my path as your shitter!!.... little fucker!! and you sure as hell better stay the fuck away from my nuts!!" and then they like.. "Aii? Ch-Ch-Ch-EEEEEE!!" and i'm all like... "Fuck yeah! Wasabi Be-otch!! Thats right!... you just stay in your fucking tree and fuck off!! Fuck you and your tree!!"..... We have a very healthy relationship.
Expertise: aside from my work with military textiles... I help starving children dig for food in trash cans... Its really tragic how no one is willing to give them a hamburger or some fries... some edible plastic........ But ya know what?? I got my needs too damnit!! I mean come on... with the current rate of inflation and everything.... Lay off!! I only get minnimum wage!!
Occupation: Military
Industry: Textiles


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Member Since: 6/25/2005

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Friday, September 30, 2005

this is my pathetic half attempt at updating this more often... its not really working... i dont seem to talk to anyone that reads this anymore... and that is sad.

I like Pie


Monday, September 26, 2005

Currently Watching
I Heart Huckabees (Single Disc Edition)
By Jason Schwartzman, Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin, Jude Law, Mark Wahlberg, Naomi Watts
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ok all you rent psycho's with me... correct me if i'm wrong but the movie was originally supposed to open on Nov 11. right??... well sad news for me... its the 23rd... and in my opinion... that sucks...

thats really all i have to say... i probably have more but i'm too lazy to write it and i'm hungry so i'm going to lunch instead...

bye


Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Currently Reading
The Shape of Things
By Neil LaBute
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i also wanted to post this today/but i felt it needed to be separate from the other

many of you may know this story/many of you dont care/at new student days last weekend/i was talking to someone that i dont know and he told me to get involved because it makes college more enjoyable/and its easier to meet people that way/but "dont get involved with those theatre people/they're hardcore/they do crack and acid"

ive been informed that we're getting t-shirts made


on a side note/tonight i decided to substitute all elipses with the slash/i hope it isnt as irritating as the elipses/if it is/oh well

by the way suzanne/you forgot to sign out when you came over on friday/i got referred and laughed

thats all i have right now


i find this amusing/everyone is now convinced that because of some bad shit thats happened recently and katrina/everyone seems to think the world is going end/this is not the end of the world for two reasons/one/san francisco would have dropped off the face of the earth before katrina whiped out the south/and two/when the world ends/its going to be a huge apocolypse where everyone dies at the same time

on a side note/i read my new favorite quote which to me seems to call to be posted at this time

life is just a reality tv show/god is the audience and he simply kills us off when we become boring/never be boring


Sunday, September 04, 2005

you all are going to think i'm a horrible person for this...........

i feel really bad about the hurricane and shit... but i think i feel even worse about the fact that i dont care... i'm sick of hearing about it... i'm sick of the same old shit over and over... and i feel bad about the fact that i just dont care right now... it makes me depressed to hear about it... so i dont want to.

I hate myself for that fact.

I tend to remove myself from all negative emotions in an attempt to keep me from slipping back to the junior year depression. my depression that i had two years ago was such that if i'm around negative emotions for a prolonged period of time, my negative emotion will build up and pull me back to that state.

which is why i just dont give a shit. if i watch the news, i turn off the TV or leave the room...

i'm really not as horrible as i sound. i'm just activating my self defense mechanism... i'm not defending my viewpoint... i'm defending myself from the crap of others that has potential to bring me down.



i just dont give a fuck...



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